LET ME GET ALL SMART ON YOUR ASS AND DIAGRAM THIS SHIT OUT FUTURE HOOKERS

Ok class, this is what we like to call the FH pythagorean fuckability grid.

As you can see, the very undesirable "ZONE OF PAIN" section is found closest to the ZERO (are you paying attention?), zero marks of both axii (axii? whatever). STAY AWAY! AT ALL COSTS! That area is reserved for the unfanciest of society, but if you're caught with granny panties on then even you, my lovely fancy wannabes, will fall victim.

Now the highly desirable "FUCK BUDDY" section which is found right near my... just kidding.... along my... umm, along the physical attractiveness axis. But be careful ladies, if you are TOO fancy... then *poof* an unfanci-flippin headache (but we don't talk about that shhh). And for fucks sake ladies, never ever, I repeat NEVER EVER let a dude out-fancy you. The fact that I feel the need to say this shows how many shitty females there are.

The other areas aren't worth mentioning and don't ask us questions because FH doesn't even know what they are.

Class dismissed. Next week is biology, so bring your partner, I mean book.. bring your book.