I FEEL NAUSEOUS HOOKER

YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THIS REQUEST HOOKER

FANCY, YET AWFUL, HOOKER

I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY HOOKER

BRA STUFFIN HOOKERS

OOH LORD HELP ME HOOKER

Jesus christ... could this song be any more hookerific?  Sexy times and swoon times all the times.  2010 black and blues stars for you two.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG HOOKERS

But JUST because you're all futbol...soccer...what-the-fuck-ever players, we're gonna give you a pass because Fancy Inc wants to be wrapped up in your legs.  Except not little short homie on the left... everyone knows how we feel about "shorts".

LEARN HOW TO FIND A STREET CORNER HOOKER

NO SALLY, LIKE THIS HOOKER

CANDY CROTCH HOOKER

A modern day jock strap... football players will be snapping these on each others' asses in no time.

CHRISTWIRE.ORG IS POINTIN OUT HOOKERS

Is it just me, or is their fancy raydar way WAY off?  We'd never be caught dead with that raggedy tragedy called an "outfit" on.  

LIKE ALL GOOD HOOKERS

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT HOOKERS

A fail of the most umppity ump degree.  

BABY GOT BACK SHELF HOOKER

A trick worthy of fanciness.  And 10 stars.  Cookie shaped stars she can decorate her butt crack with.

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