OH YOU FANCY HUH HOOKER?

Dear Drake,
Your music is bad enough (thanks to MJB and TI for saving your sad ass on this song), but WTFFF is up with your cuhrazy caterpillar eyebrows....?  They are scaring kids and eating puppies.  Stop it.

Love,
The Fanciest

THAT'S RIGHT HOOKER

HAPPY GLUTTONY AND OVER INDULGENCE DAY!  Because you know it's our favorite type of holiday.

OOOOH GIRL YOUR MOM IS IN THE CLUB HOOKER!

A good friend, Miss Ali (If You're Nasty) Sage, from the fancy hooker capitol (and capital) of the world, ATL, sent us this website and it deserved it's very own FH post.  It makes us proud that so many are this committed to keeping up the nation's favorite pastime.

*Disclaimer: the writing is no Michael K of dlisted fame, but fuck hilarious commentary right out the trainwreck window with photos like these.

With love and "oh no she din't" booty from the finest stripper clubs,
YOUR MOM IS CLUBBIN

DISGRUNTLED MINIMUM WAGE HOOKERS

PEARLS CAN REALLY CLASS UP A HOOKER

MOM, I'M NOT USUALLY A HOOKER

Freud just jumped up and twirled a "told ya so motherfuckers" jig (literally) all over heaven before high-fiving all other dead and wrong psychologists upside the back of their heads.