Fanciness....and hookers....and R Kelly....and Pootie Tang. For the peeps, by the peeps. Marshmallow. Peeps.
Alyssa and Daria are so fancy R Kelly wants to pee on them.





Thursday, April 29, 2010

SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES DARIA AND ALYSSA LIKES FANCY HOOKERS!

A few weekends ago Daria attended MoCCA in NYC, and she sent me an update:

"In other news I got an email from a dude who used to write for NY Press (met him at Mocca this weekend) and he said he thought Fancy Hookers was, and I quote, 'the funniest thing I've read in a long time.' He also said 'What are you guys on?' which I also take as a compliment."

It's always nice to hear that people like what you're doing (especially our unbiased fellow writers), even if they think you are totally fancypants cray cray. But then aren't most prolific writers tormented alcoholic batshitters who die a lonely, poor, and desolate life? *sigh*

We are just trying to keep up and fit in with our fancy writin brethren.

So mr homie, if you're reading this, sassy snaps and a supey dupe fancy thank you.

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