In the world of fancy... and hookers, less is NEVER more.
But Fancy Inc are busy ass bitches. So we made it easy for us, I mean you. We made it easy for YOU. Here you go, you fucking A.D.D. perverts.
And for the record, we aren't entirely sure what the fuck is happening with our #5 contestant... maybe she has her period or maybe she is dragon questing for halfway hookers, but wearing armor ain't right, it ain't ok, and most importantly it ain't fucking fancy.
STOP THE FANCY PRESSES!
We just got confirmation that she's wearing a CHASTITY BELT! THE FUCKING HORROR!
I feel... nauseous. Our sincerest fanciest apologies.
REVISED: TOP 4 HOOKERS
#4 #1 #3 #2 #5
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