THE NOT SO WEEKLY TOP 5 HOOKER

Yes yes ya'll.  It's that time again.  You ready?  I'm continuing with a themed top 5, so let's get down to business.
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#5) I<3MYBUT, CALIFORNIA
I know this looks like my Jeep - for those of you who know me - but alas, it is not... however....
(Mental note:  Switch plates when registration is up)

#4) LV MY HOE, ILLINOIS
There's so much love in the air!  Can't you just feel it slapping you all up in your fancy face and pullin you down the street by your bruised arm?

#3) ILUV-ANL, FLORIDA

Ok, so let's play this game... You walk into the local DMV office to get a "vanity plate" and when asked what you want it to read, you whisper.... "i luv anl".  So the always pissy fat lady behind the counter shouts, "YOU WANT WHAT?  I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE FAN!!!"   

"I. LOVE. ANAL!!!!!"

And suddenly the needle scratches the record that you never noticed playing at the DMV.

                                       

#2) A55 ORGY, FLORIDA

"But MOMMMM I dooonnnn't waaaaannnnt grandpa to pick me up from little league practice anymore"

Yeah, us either kid.  And Fancy Inc has never played baseball.

DRUMROLL PLEASE!
For the first time in our fancy mclovin history we have a tie for first place!
You asked for it so we gave it to you (pause).

#1)  KUMLORD, CALIFORNIA
I can say with 100% certainty that you are "no friggin way in your PT CRUISER".
(Special shout out to Indira because it's the only car she rents when she visits LA)

#1) CUMGZLR, ILLINOIS

So much so they couldn't even ADVERTISE ON A CAR.  

Yep. 

That.  

Much.

                                       

*Disclaimer:  We aren't sure what the shit is goin on in the states of CA, IL, and FL, but common perception may help us speculate.