Fanciness....and hookers....and R Kelly....and Pootie Tang. For the peeps, by the peeps. Marshmallow. Peeps.
Alyssa and Daria are so fancy R Kelly wants to pee on them.





Tuesday, May 4, 2010

HOW DO WE LOVE THEE, LET US COUNT THE FANCY WAYS HOOKER

Anna Mae Bullock
You put the bad, and the ass, in BAD ASSERY.  Fancy Inc has been imitating your style, your rock n' roll swishy charisma, and your leggy dance moves for years.

WTF are you tryin to do Beyonce?  Break a hip?  Don't even think for a hot ass sexond, that you can compete with Ms Private Dancer.  Your hurky jerky lurky awful dance moves make you a national black woman embarrassment.  Lookit, Jay-Z is ringin you up right now to bring his rich ass some cheeseburgers so please stop with yourself and get the fuck offa the stage.





Keep on with the keep on ♥

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