Fanciness....and hookers....and R Kelly....and Pootie Tang. For the peeps, by the peeps. Marshmallow. Peeps.
Alyssa and Daria are so fancy R Kelly wants to pee on them.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
HOW DO WE LOVE THEE, LET US COUNT THE FANCY WAYS HOOKER
Anna Mae Bullock
You put the bad, and the ass, in BAD ASSERY. Fancy Inc has been imitating your style, your rock n' roll swishy charisma, and your leggy dance moves for years.
WTF are you tryin to do Beyonce? Break a hip? Don't even think for a hot ass sexond, that you can compete with Ms Private Dancer. Your hurky jerky lurky awful dance moves make you a national black woman embarrassment. Lookit, Jay-Z is ringin you up right now to bring his rich ass some cheeseburgers so please stop with yourself and get the fuck offa the stage.
The fancy and not so fancy, the failures, the absurd, the awesome, the hilarity, the ridiculousness, the sincerity, the terrifying, the inane, the insane, the holy shit wtf, and the oh hell naw. And sometimes no hookery at all. We do what we want, when we want. Welcome to our bullshitopia.
nutbush?
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