Easy gift ideas because I'm awesome, BUT YOU'RE AWESOMER CUZ YOU'RE BUYING.
Cums first.
So you can show him that you care. That you really really really care. Through your shirt.
Stitch n bitch yourself a crocheted STD!
Cooter cupcakes! I want penis candles on mine please. Are you taking notes? Get a pen.
A tongue chair? On second thought, leave this raggedy shit off your shopping list.
Timeless hooch with some Mexican gangbanger flair.
CRANK IT UP WHEN YOU SKANK IT UP!
*POW* *POW* *POW* *POW*
(fancy fireworks, not to be confused with unfancy gun shots)
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