Got my dream job...
Fancy drinking, shit talking, and laughing with the hoochie crew (we missed you Daria)...
AND FOUND OUT WHERE YUM YUM LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna pitch a tent in his front yard so he can pitch his tent in mine. I haven't had a restraining order in forever.
Keep it fancy.
xo
Alyssa
Congrats on the new job love! I wish I had been there for yr B-day too...we could have taught everybody how to do Banana Hand jobs and then you could have given one to that Eric-from True-Blood-looking-guy. (Not a Banana Hand Job...a plate of gourmet peanut butter celery sticks!). He would be like "You actaully made this from scratch" and you'd be all "Yes. I'm also gifted in the ancient art of burrito wrapping". Then he'd be like "marry me you adorable fancy hooker".
ReplyDeleteThat age-old expression "The way to a mans stomach is through his mouth"? It works everytime.
So what you're saying is.... he won't notice me camped out in his front yard.
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