He needs no introduction. If you don't know who he is, Fancy Inc
prob isn't your friend, nor would we want to be.
It's a fancy hooker explosion implosion to the exponential power!
Hookers on top of hookers!
(pause)
Oozing hookers!
(pause)
I don't care what you say, NO ONE is fucking with his flamboyantly
slutty gay fashion sense and endless supply of spandex pants, fluffy
fancy hair, gyrating pelvic thrusts, mid-air splits, high kicks and
hilarious videos littered with big-haired jiggling bimbos and crazy
characters.
For those about to hook, we salute you Diamond Dave!
Love,
Your fanciest admirers
#5) JUST A GIGILO
#4) GOIN CRAZY
#3) CALIFORNIA GIRLS
#2) STAND UP
#1) YANKEE ROSE
Winner for that silver thong onesie alone.
No comments:
Post a Comment