Fanciness....and hookers....and R Kelly....and Pootie Tang. For the peeps, by the peeps. Marshmallow. Peeps.
Alyssa and Daria are so fancy R Kelly wants to pee on them.





Monday, April 5, 2010

JESUS CRAP MOTHER HELL NO WHOA HOOKER

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  1. I'm in the red dress. No, wait...the black dress. No, that's Alyssa. No...that's definately me in the red and Alyssa in the black. You can tell because Alyssa's boobs are smaller. And because I always wear my panties over my Marc Jacob's spanks.

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  2. High-fives for havin small tits!! I can wear whatever tops I want!

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  3. I think those boobies are pretty much exactly the same size and shape (I think the 'real alyssa Daria boobs' are too). But those ladies tittays are blessed with the power to slap people up the head, resulting in brain hemorraghing. Which sadly, ours our not.

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