I'm in the red dress. No, wait...the black dress. No, that's Alyssa. No...that's definately me in the red and Alyssa in the black. You can tell because Alyssa's boobs are smaller. And because I always wear my panties over my Marc Jacob's spanks.
I think those boobies are pretty much exactly the same size and shape (I think the 'real alyssa Daria boobs' are too). But those ladies tittays are blessed with the power to slap people up the head, resulting in brain hemorraghing. Which sadly, ours our not.
The fancy and not so fancy, the failures, the absurd, the awesome, the hilarity, the ridiculousness, the sincerity, the terrifying, the inane, the insane, the holy shit wtf, and the oh hell naw. And sometimes no hookery at all. We do what we want, when we want. Welcome to our bullshitopia.
I'm in the red dress. No, wait...the black dress. No, that's Alyssa. No...that's definately me in the red and Alyssa in the black. You can tell because Alyssa's boobs are smaller. And because I always wear my panties over my Marc Jacob's spanks.
ReplyDeleteHigh-fives for havin small tits!! I can wear whatever tops I want!
ReplyDeleteI think those boobies are pretty much exactly the same size and shape (I think the 'real alyssa Daria boobs' are too). But those ladies tittays are blessed with the power to slap people up the head, resulting in brain hemorraghing. Which sadly, ours our not.
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