Fanciness....and hookers....and R Kelly....and Pootie Tang. For the peeps, by the peeps. Marshmallow. Peeps.
Alyssa and Daria are so fancy R Kelly wants to pee on them.





Monday, April 5, 2010

DOG HOOKER FASHION

The "Catholic schoolgirl" hooker. (Note the booty in the air)


















This dog hooker walks the ho stroll street topless except for that mini-skirt. And for that, we here at Fancy Hooker applaud her.
















This is a dog Hustler. He's defintely gonna get some tricks tonight in that get-up!












Biggie Shortie hooker. Our favorite kind.


















Technically, these are dog titty dancers. But notice how they are using the ' Horny Nun' costumes to entice the religious fetishist's? Smart move ladies.













This hooker doesn't even need fashion or clothes for that matter. She's got a customer already











This dog hooker is exhausted from a long succesful night of hooking (with repeat customer R Kelley). Sweet dreams little ho'!












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