Fanciness....and hookers....and R Kelly....and Pootie Tang. For the peeps, by the peeps. Marshmallow. Peeps.
Alyssa and Daria are so fancy R Kelly wants to pee on them.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010


What in the damn hell is this?  Fancy it most definitely is not.  An eyeball gangbang rape it most definitely is.  Look honey, just because Buy Best had a going out of business sale and times are tough, doesn't mean you have to give up on clothes.  And who are you looking at?  My guess is the hot cabana boy who's praying she doesn't shit out a dvd player (a la Pete Burns) before his shift ends.  Lord knows nobody wants to see where she's hiding the popcorn either.
*cue the movie*
Now playing... The Notebook.