But JUST because you're all futbol...soccer...what-the-fuck-ever players, we're gonna give you a pass because Fancy Inc wants to be wrapped up in your legs. Except not little short homie on the left... everyone knows how we feel about "shorts".
The fancy and not so fancy, the failures, the absurd, the awesome, the hilarity, the ridiculousness, the sincerity, the terrifying, the inane, the insane, the holy shit wtf, and the oh hell naw. And sometimes no hookery at all. We do what we want, when we want. Welcome to our bullshitopia.